remember that most offensive image on the internet
i fixed it
get out
lord
oh fuck
christ
NO
(Source: emperor-napoleon-born2party)
remember that most offensive image on the internet
i fixed it
get out
lord
oh fuck
christ
NO
(Source: emperor-napoleon-born2party)
I hope that Rick Santorum chooses what looks like a cherry popsicle through the wrapper but is actually orange-flavored
THAT’S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE WORST THINGS EVER. You have to eat it anyway and it just tastes like false promises and disappointment
Hi, I’m Chris, I’m 20 years old and I currently reside in Northeast Pennsylvania. As you can see, I was born with quite a birth defect; I have a plastic bag for a head. Doctors said my chances of seeing pass the age of two were gone in the wind. They were mind blown when they saw that I had made it so far. I’m a “miracle,” my mother tells me, and I reckon she’s right. Children at school used to torment me all the time by ridiculing me, calling me harsh names like “baggot” and the list just goes on and on. I remember a time when I went grocery shopping and the cashier asked me, “paper or plastic?” I cried. Please help raise awareness by reblogging this. It would mean more than the world to me. Thank-you.
i died with the paper or plastic thing
President Santorum.
(Source: -timeisrunningout)
Why Rick Santorum Has Declared War on Porn
Presidential candidate Rick Santorum recently announced his crusade to ban porn. But why, Rick? Why?
What every traditional, real American family should look like :)
COOL!!! Now let me add in some other examples of what a healthy, happy, traditional, real American family should BE ABLE to look like:
Black families
Mexican and South American families
Middle Eastern families
East Asian families
South Asian families
Native American families
European families
Interracial families of all colors
Jewish families
Muslim families
Buddhist families
Hindu families
Atheist or agnostic families
Single mother families
Single father families
Grandparents raising a family
Foster families
Adopted families
Gay parent families
Lesbian parent families
Transgender parent families
Families with special needs children
Families with disabled children
Families with disabled parents
Families with deaf/hard of hearing parents, deaf/hard of hearing children, or both
Childless couples
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Awwww, aren’t they all adorable? :3
I know I probably left a lot of folks out, so feel free to add pictures of what a good, happy, true American family can be! Remember they come in all shapes, sizes, colors, ages, genders, religions, races, cultures, nationalities, sexualities, and appearances, so don’t leave anyone out! Especially when you VOTE. The only thing that defines what makes a family is love. <3
My, isn’t America wonderful~?
EDIT: And you know, I just wanted to add…you can send Rick Santorum and the rest of the country, even the rest of the world, the message that these families and other families that went unmentioned matter TOO, NOT just white, conservative, Christian, straight-parent, double-parent, rich, privileged families like his. Let him and the country know that ALL families have a say, ALL families are what define America, ALL families are what make this nation strong, ALL families matter, ALL families are important, and that ALL families deserve a CHANCE.
Let Rick Santorum know that OUR children deserve the chance to go to college, NOT just his.
Let Rick Santorum know that OUR children deserve to marry whoever they want, NOT just his.
Let Rick Santorum know that WE deserve to marry whoever we fall in love with, NOT just him and his wife Karen.
Let Rick Santorum know that OUR wives and girlfriends deserve to have life-saving abortions/miscarriages/whatever he chooses to call it, NOT just his.
Let Rick Santorum know that OUR special needs and disabled children deserve to have money that can help improve their lives, NOT just his daughter.
Let Rick Santorum know that threatening OUR families will NOT be tolerated, and that WE are the ones who believe in what America TRULY is, a place where ANY family can be free and happy.
Let Rick Santorum know that his family will NOT become the royal figureheads of a medieval theocracy where church and state are bound as one.
Let Rick Santorum know that marriage is as old as humanity and that HIS religion did NOT invent the concept and he can NOT force his definition of it on us.
Let Rick Santorum know that OUR women matter, OUR women should have a say over their own bodies, and that OUR women deserve to be LOVED in any way we see fit.
Let Rick Santorum know that OUR families deserve medical help, OUR parents deserve fair wages and fair pay, OUR parents deserve places in the work force, that OUR single mothers and single fathers and disabled parents are not to be shut out by greedy executives and CEOs who only seek to expand their own paycheck and give NOTHING back to their own employees or society at large.
Let Rick Santorum know that he is WRONG for excluding OUR families, that he is a BIGOT no matter how hard he tries to deny it, and that without OUR families working and toiling away beneath families like his, America would NOT be the rich and powerful country it is today.
Let Rick Santorum know that WE are America and that WE DON’T WANT HIM.
VOTE AGAINST SANTORUM AND OTHER HATEFUL MEN LIKE HIM.
A VOTE AGAINST THEM IS A VOTE FOR FAMILY IN ALL OF ITS FORMS.
A VOTE AGAINST THEM IS A VOTE FOR WHAT AMERICA REALLY IS: A LAND OF THE FREE, A LAND OF HARD-WORKING FAMILIES, A LAND OF EQUAL OPPORTUNITY, A LAND OF FAIR PLAY AND ASSISTING THOSE IN NEED, A LAND THAT DOES NOT SHUT OUT ITS POOR AND DENIES ITS CITIZENS THEIR RIGHTS, A LAND THAT DOES NOT LET BIGOTS LIKE RICK SANTORUM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE.
FAMILIES ARE PEOPLE, NOT CORPORATIONS.
FAMILIES ARE PEOPLE, NOT THEOCRACIES.
FAMILIES ARE PEOPLE, NOT RICK SANTORUM.
Oh my THIS is why I started following you. You are fucking AMAZING! In all truth I’d like it better if you ran for president more than any other candidate (even Obama, and I love Obama.)
Oh hello greatest post ever.
I love this.
These are all beautiful families.
The sequel: Gay porn made out of Rick Santorum.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HO HO HO
He sure would be pleased to see that.
Oh snap.
I know he spends way more time talking about it than I spend thinking about it.
(Source: atheist-me)
ironmanned:mohandasgandhi:thisheartwontdie:theconjecturer:
Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.
Oh. My. God.
Sometimes, I have great hope for this world.
God bless America.
Niiiice.
perfect
Don’t Bring This Sign
People, you’re better than this. Please don’t download this printable .PDF and take it to Rick Santorum’s 5:30 p.m. rally at Hope College. Or to his 7:30 p.m. dinner at the Amway Grand Plaza Hotel in Grand Rapids. That’s not who you are. Is it?
Oh my God it’s real. Sweet baby Jesus
You can’t make this shit up.
is this real life
(Source: joshsternberg)
